I can has hax?

[Muffincat]

estrenando un team contra el ebrio ocurrieron las siguientes atrocidades (lo que más importa es que vean el final xD)

Battle Log:
Battle Mode: Diamond/Pearl
Rule: Sleep Clause
Rule: Freeze Clause
Rule: Battle Timeout
Niako vs Muffincat. Begin!
Niako sent out Cloyster (Lv.100 Cloyster)!
Muffincat sent out Akari (Lv.100 Ampharos)!
Niako: D:!
Muffincat: UWA
Niako withdrew Cloyster!
Niako sent out Muk (Lv.100 Muk)!
Akari used Focus Blast!
A critical hit!
It's not very effective...
Akari used Thunder Wave!
Muk is paralyzed! It may be unable to move!
Muk used Ice Punch!
Akari used Thunderbolt!
Muk is paralyzed! It can't move!
Niako: D:!
Akari used Thunderbolt!
Muk used Ice Punch!
Akari used Thunderbolt!
Muk fainted!
Niako sent out Shiftry (Lv.100 Shiftry)!
Niako: la panza es transparente xD
Muffincat: xD
Niako: ese ampharos no tiene estomago uwa
Shiftry used Seed Bomb!
Akari used Focus Blast!
Akari's attack missed!
Muffincat: esta tan vacio como su alma xD
Shiftry used Seed Bomb!
Akari fainted!
Niako: xD
Muffincat sent out Furry's Victim (Lv.100 Nidoqueen)!
Shiftry used Seed Bomb!
Furry's Victim used Substitute!
Furry's Victim made a Substitute!
Furry's Victim's Leftovers restored its HP a little!
Niako withdrew Shiftry!
Niako sent out Weezing (Lv.100 Weezing)!
Furry's Victim used Ice Punch!
Furry's Victim's Leftovers restored its HP a little!
Weezing's Leftovers restored its HP a little!
Niako: D:!
Niako: pero ponele focus punch xD
Furry's Victim used Return!
Weezing used Curse!
Weezing's Attack rose!
Weezing's Defense rose!
Weezing's Speed fell!
Furry's Victim's Leftovers restored its HP a little!
Weezing's Leftovers restored its HP a little!
Muffincat: uwa
Muffincat: el problema con este bicho es q no tiene ataque xD
Furry's Victim used Ice Punch!
Weezing used Curse!
Weezing's Attack rose!
Weezing's Defense rose!
Weezing's Speed fell!
Furry's Victim's Leftovers restored its HP a little!
Weezing's Leftovers restored its HP a little!
Furry's Victim used Ice Punch!
Weezing used Payback!
The Substitute took damage for Furry's Victim!
Furry's Victim's Substitute faded!
Furry's Victim's Leftovers restored its HP a little!
Weezing's Leftovers restored its HP a little!
Niako: se te ocurrio nidoking tal vez? xD
Furry's Victim used Substitute!
Furry's Victim made a Substitute!
Weezing used Payback!
The Substitute took damage for Furry's Victim!
Muffincat: pepepero nidoqueen uwa
Furry's Victim's Leftovers restored its HP a little!
Weezing's Leftovers restored its HP a little!
Furry's Victim used Ice Punch!
Weezing was frozen solid!
Weezing is frozen solid!
Furry's Victim's Leftovers restored its HP a little!
Weezing's Leftovers restored its HP a little!
Niako: DDDDD:!
Muffincat: ahh..no voy a terminar mas xD
Furry's Victim used Return!
Weezing is frozen solid!
Furry's Victim's Leftovers restored its HP a little!
Weezing's Leftovers restored its HP a little!
Niako: podrias cambiar xD
Muffincat: a eso iba xD
Niako: uwa!
Muffincat withdrew Furry's Victim!
Muffincat sent out Dash (Lv.100 Espeon)!
Weezing is frozen solid!
Weezing's Leftovers restored its HP a little!
Niako withdrew Weezing!
Niako sent out Shiftry (Lv.100 Shiftry)!
Dash used Psychic!
It doesn't affect Shiftry...
Niako: .jj
Shiftry used Explosion!
Dash fainted!
Shiftry fainted!
Muffincat: viejo de explotar xD
Niako: xD
Niako sent out Lickilicky (Lv.100 Lickilicky)!
Muffincat sent out Leviathan (Lv.100 Dragonair)!
Niako: ...
Leviathan used Thunder Wave!
Lickilicky is paralyzed! It may be unable to move!
Lickilicky is paralyzed! It can't move!
Leviathan used Outrage!
Lickilicky used Explosion!
A critical hit!
Leviathan fainted!
Lickilicky fainted!
Niako: lo merecias.
Muffincat: .ind
Niako sent out Weezing (Lv.100 Weezing)!
Muffincat sent out Furry's Victim (Lv.100 Nidoqueen)!
Furry's Victim's Leftovers restored its HP a little!
Muffincat: xD!
Muffincat withdrew Furry's Victim!
Muffincat sent out Alcachofa (Lv.100 Sandslash)!
Weezing is frozen solid!
Alcachofa used Earthquake!
Weezing makes Ground moves miss with Levitate!
Weezing is frozen solid!
Muffincat: ay cierto xD
Muffincat: eso q lo pense antes xD
Niako: .jj
Alcachofa used Night Slash!
Weezing is frozen solid!
Weezing's Leftovers restored its HP a little!
Niako: conchudo congelado xD
Muffincat: puto pedazo de roca xD
Muffincat withdrew Alcachofa!
Muffincat sent out Hiru (Lv.100 Typhlosion)!
Weezing is frozen solid!
Weezing's Leftovers restored its HP a little!
Hiru used Eruption!
Weezing was defrosted!
Weezing used Explosion!
Hiru fainted!
Weezing fainted!
Niako: .hm
Niako sent out Cloyster (Lv.100 Cloyster)!
Muffincat sent out Furry's Victim (Lv.100 Nidoqueen)!
Furry's Victim's Leftovers restored its HP a little!
Furry's Victim used Substitute!
Furry's Victim made a Substitute!
Cloyster used Surf!
The Substitute took damage for Furry's Victim!
Furry's Victim's Substitute faded!
It's super effective!
Furry's Victim's Leftovers restored its HP a little!
Furry's Victim used Toxic!
Cloyster was badly poisoned!
Cloyster used Surf!
It's super effective!
Furry's Victim fainted!
Cloyster is hurt by its Life Orb!
Muffincat sent out Alcachofa (Lv.100 Sandslash)!
Cloyster is hurt by poison!
Cloyster used Explosion!
Alcachofa hung on using its Focus Sash!
Cloyster fainted!
Niako: D:!
Niako sent out Magnezone (Lv.100 Magnezone)!
Alcachofa used Counter!
Magnezone fainted!

End Battle! Muffincat wins!
Score: 0 to 1

*huye*

[Lunatico]

Niako sent out Magnezone (Lv.100 Magnezone)!
Alcachofa used Counter!
Magnezone fainted

Pense que Counter iba despues del ataque del oponente

[Tommy]

Aw, Ñako se puso al Cloyster al final <3

[Sabrina]

Cloyster used Explosion!
Alcachofa hung on using its Focus Sash!
Cloyster fainted!
Niako: D:!
Niako sent out Magnezone (Lv.100 Magnezone)!
Alcachofa used Counter!
Magnezone fainted!

Este nivel de epic no se veía desde hace mucho tiempo.

[Gonzaa]

Es por el bug que se mandan los bichos antes que se termine el turno, como en R/S/E xD

[Ñako!]

Entonces es un bug eso? xD

Me da la duda, pero tambien me da paja probarlo en el DS xD

[Gonzaa]

Yo te digo, en el DS si se muere un bicho, el otro ataca (si es más lento o lo que sea), hay efectos del clima y eso y después se manda un bicho xD

[Lunatico]

^ es cierto, por un bug te cabio ñako xD

[Ñako!]

Daba igual realmente xD Magneovni contra Sandslash no me daba mejores probabilidades xD

Pero todos putos, si

[NIDOKING]

Nido sugiere que usen el detailed log

fuera de eso... cha... me recuerda a epocas doradas de cuando Curselax se moria por Recoil xD O cuando podias darle Counter a Fissure, aun si fallaba, y mirar como el oponente caia <3

12.1/10 puntos =)

[Lycaon]

Daba igual realmente xD Magneovni contra Sandslash no me daba mejores probabilidades xD

Pero todos putos, si

Ya lo arreglaron.

[SHINING]

El espeon se llama dash

[Muffincat]

Otra pelea haxera y horrible.

Battle Log:
Battle Mode: Diamond/Pearl
Rule: Sleep Clause
Rule: Freeze Clause
Rule: Battle Timeout
Rule: Unrated
Muffincat vs Mycroft. Begin!
Muffincat sent out Peluso (Lv.100 Jumpluff)!
Mycroft sent out Bertrand (Lv.100 Drifblim)!
Muffincat: D:!
Mycroft: xD

Begin Turn #1
Peluso used Sleep Powder!
Bertrand fell asleep!
---------------------------------
Bertrand is fast asleep.
---------------------------------
End of turn #1
Muffincat's Peluso: 292 HP
Mycroft's Bertrand: 100% HP (Slp)
Muffincat: en tu cara.
Muffincat: ( ? )
Mycroft: xD!
Muffincat: recuerdo que ese globo me durmio algo en algun momento ( ? )
Mycroft: .as

Begin Turn #2
Mycroft withdrew Bertrand!
Mycroft sent out Artemis (Lv.100 Altaria)!
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Peluso used Aerial Ace!
(38% damage)
A critical hit!
---------------------------------
Artemis's Leftovers restored its HP a little!
End of turn #2
Muffincat's Peluso: 292 HP
Mycroft's Artemis: 68% HP
Muffincat: UWA

Begin Turn #3
Peluso used U-turn!
(8% damage)
It's not very effective...
Peluso went back to Muffincat!
Muffincat sent out Sra. Pomelo (Lv.100 Nidoqueen)!
---------------------------------
Artemis used Roost!
Artemis regained health!
---------------------------------
End of turn #3
Muffincat's Sra. Pomelo: 384 HP
Mycroft's Artemis: 100% HP

Begin Turn #4
Mycroft withdrew Artemis!
Mycroft sent out Mizugami (Lv.100 Feraligatr)!
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Sra. Pomelo used Avalanche!
(7% damage)
It's not very effective...
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Mizugami's Leftovers restored its HP a little!
End of turn #4
Muffincat's Sra. Pomelo: 384 HP
Mycroft's Mizugami: 99% HP

Begin Turn #5
Muffincat withdrew Sra. Pomelo!
Muffincat sent out Muko (Lv.100 Ampharos)!
---------------------------------
Mizugami used Swords Dance!
Mizugami's Attack sharply rose!
---------------------------------
Mizugami's Leftovers restored its HP a little!
End of turn #5
Muffincat's Muko: 384 HP
Mycroft's Mizugami: 100% HP

Begin Turn #6
Mizugami used Earthquake!
(384 damage)
It's super effective!
Muko fainted!
---------------------------------
Mycroft: su estomago es transparente uwa
Muffincat: xDD
Muffincat sent out Politoed (Lv.100 Politoed)!
End of turn #6
Muffincat's Politoed: 370 HP
Mycroft's Mizugami: 100% HP

Begin Turn #7
Mizugami used Earthquake!
(285 damage)
---------------------------------
Politoed used Haze!
All stat changes were eliminated!
---------------------------------
End of turn #7
Muffincat's Politoed: 85 HP
Mycroft's Mizugami: 100% HP
Mycroft: uwa!
Muffincat: ah..pabre rana xD
Mycroft: me habia olvidado de que eso existia o algo xD

Begin Turn #8
Mizugami used Earthquake!
(85 damage)
Politoed fainted!
---------------------------------
Muffincat sent out Peluso (Lv.100 Jumpluff)!
End of turn #8
Muffincat's Peluso: 292 HP
Mycroft's Mizugami: 100% HP

Begin Turn #9
Peluso used Seed Bomb!
(100% damage)
A critical hit!
It's super effective!
Mizugami fainted!
---------------------------------
Mycroft: UWA
Muffincat: uwa
Mycroft: NEGRO!
Mycroft:
Muffincat: ese jumpluff consumio drogas
Mycroft: xD!
Mycroft sent out Frostbite (Lv.100 Glaceon)!
End of turn #9
Muffincat's Peluso: 292 HP
Mycroft's Frostbite: 100% HP

Begin Turn #10
Muffincat withdrew Peluso!
Muffincat sent out Hiru (Lv.100 Typhlosion)!
---------------------------------
Frostbite used Ice Beam!
(91 damage)
It's not very effective...
Hiru was frozen solid!
---------------------------------
End of turn #10
Muffincat's Hiru: 207 HP (Frz)
Mycroft's Frostbite: 100% HP
Muffincat: UWA
Mycroft: xD!
Muffincat: ahora es cuando me digo "haberle puesto flamewheel"

Begin Turn #11
Mycroft withdrew Frostbite!
Mycroft sent out Cagnazzo (Lv.100 Absol)!
---------------------------------
Hiru was defrosted!
Hiru used Eruption!
(100% damage)
A critical hit!
Cagnazzo fainted!
---------------------------------
Mycroft: xD!!!!!
Mycroft: .hm
Muffincat: xD
Muffincat: ese typhlosion es magico
Mycroft sent out Bertrand (Lv.100 Drifblim)!
End of turn #11
Muffincat's Hiru: 207 HP
Mycroft's Bertrand: 100% HP (Slp)
Muffincat: la otra vez se desperto en un solo turno

Begin Turn #12
Hiru used Eruption!
(70% damage)
---------------------------------
Bertrand woke up!
Bertrand used Hypnosis!
Hiru fell asleep!
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End of turn #12
Muffincat's Hiru: 207 HP (Slp)
Mycroft's Bertrand: 30% HP
Muffincat: como ahora si xD
Mycroft: esta pelea tiene mucho hax xD
Muffincat: si que mal
Muffincat: tiene que ser recordada

Begin Turn #13
Muffincat withdrew Hiru!
Muffincat sent out The Dash (Lv.100 Espeon)!
---------------------------------
Bertrand used Calm Mind!
Bertrand's Special Attack rose!
Bertrand's Special Defense rose!
---------------------------------
End of turn #13
Muffincat's The Dash: 272 HP
Mycroft's Bertrand: 30% HP

Begin Turn #14
The Dash used Shadow Ball!
(29% damage)
It's super effective!
Bertrand fainted!
---------------------------------
Mycroft sent out Frostbite (Lv.100 Glaceon)!
End of turn #14
Muffincat's The Dash: 272 HP
Mycroft's Frostbite: 100% HP
Muffincat: uwa

Begin Turn #15
Frostbite used Shadow Ball!
(216 damage)
It's super effective!
---------------------------------
The Dash used Psychic!
(59% damage)
---------------------------------
End of turn #15
Muffincat's The Dash: 56 HP
Mycroft's Frostbite: 41% HP
Muffincat: que mal xD
Muffincat: tiene mas especial de lo que recordaba esa cosa xD
Muffincat: o tiene unos lindnos lentes
Mycroft: tiene el mismo sp attack que espeon xD
Muffincat: eso debe ser

Begin Turn #16
Frostbite used Shadow Ball!
(56 damage)
It's super effective!
The Dash fainted!
---------------------------------
Muffincat sent out Sra. Pomelo (Lv.100 Nidoqueen)!
End of turn #16
Muffincat's Sra. Pomelo: 384 HP
Mycroft's Frostbite: 41% HP

Begin Turn #17
Mycroft withdrew Frostbite!
Mycroft sent out Kurogane (Lv.100 Steelix)!
---------------------------------
Sra. Pomelo used Poison Jab!
It doesn't affect Kurogane...
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End of turn #17
Muffincat's Sra. Pomelo: 384 HP
Mycroft's Kurogane: 100% HP
Muffincat: PUTO.
Mycroft:
Muffincat: sabia que iba a pasar eso xD

Begin Turn #18
Sra. Pomelo used Earthquake!
(30% damage)
It's super effective!
---------------------------------
Kurogane used Earthquake!
(191 damage)
It's super effective!
---------------------------------
Sra. Pomelo restored a little HP using its Black Sludge!
Kurogane's Leftovers restored its HP a little!
End of turn #18
Muffincat's Sra. Pomelo: 217 HP
Mycroft's Kurogane: 76% HP

Begin Turn #19
Muffincat withdrew Sra. Pomelo!
Muffincat sent out Peluso (Lv.100 Jumpluff)!
---------------------------------
Kurogane used Earthquake!
It doesn't affect Peluso...
---------------------------------
Kurogane's Leftovers restored its HP a little!
End of turn #19
Muffincat's Peluso: 292 HP
Mycroft's Kurogane: 82% HP

Begin Turn #20
Peluso used Sleep Powder!
Kurogane fell asleep!
---------------------------------
Kurogane is fast asleep.
---------------------------------
Kurogane's Leftovers restored its HP a little!
End of turn #20
Muffincat's Peluso: 292 HP
Mycroft's Kurogane: 89% HP (Slp)
Mycroft: .hm

Begin Turn #21
Muffincat withdrew Peluso!
Muffincat sent out Hiru (Lv.100 Typhlosion)!
---------------------------------
Kurogane woke up!
Kurogane used Stone Edge!
(207 damage)
[SIZE="4"]A critical hit![/SIZE]
It's super effective!
Hiru fainted!
---------------------------------
Muffincat: .ind
Mycroft: xd!!!!!
Muffincat: xDDD!
Mycroft: dios no puede ser xD
Mycroft: xD!!!!!
Muffincat sent out Sra. Pomelo (Lv.100 Nidoqueen)!
Sra. Pomelo restored a little HP using its Black Sludge!
Kurogane's Leftovers restored its HP a little!
End of turn #21
Muffincat's Sra. Pomelo: 241 HP
Mycroft's Kurogane: 95% HP
Mycroft: el server esta embrujado
Muffincat: te odio xD

Begin Turn #22
Sra. Pomelo used Earthquake!
(33% damage)
It's super effective!
---------------------------------
Kurogane used Earthquake!
(190 damage)
It's super effective!
---------------------------------
Sra. Pomelo restored a little HP using its Black Sludge!
Kurogane's Leftovers restored its HP a little!
End of turn #22
Muffincat's Sra. Pomelo: 75 HP
Mycroft's Kurogane: 69% HP

Begin Turn #23
Sra. Pomelo used Earthquake!
(33% damage)
It's super effective!
---------------------------------
Kurogane used Earthquake!
(75 damage)
It's super effective!
Sra. Pomelo fainted!
---------------------------------
Muffincat sent out Peluso (Lv.100 Jumpluff)!
Kurogane's Leftovers restored its HP a little!
End of turn #23
Muffincat's Peluso: 292 HP
Mycroft's Kurogane: 42% HP
Muffincat: mira no lo voy a dormir porque se que va a pasar .hm

Begin Turn #24
Peluso used Seed Bomb!
(15% damage)
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Kurogane used Stone Edge!
Kurogane's attack missed!
---------------------------------
Kurogane's Leftovers restored its HP a little!
End of turn #24
Muffincat's Peluso: 292 HP
Mycroft's Kurogane: 33% HP
Mycroft: xD

Begin Turn #25
Peluso used Seed Bomb!
(27% damage)
A critical hit! ( ? )
---------------------------------
Kurogane used Explosion!
(292 damage)
Peluso fainted!
Kurogane fainted!

End Battle! Mycroft wins!
Score: 0 to 2
Muffincat: xD!
Mycroft:
Muffincat: explosion xD
Muffincat: puto xD

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Log saved 09/03/2010 at 03:36:54 p.m.

[Avaricia]

O_O lolhaxd

[SHINING]

Ese critical de 27 xD